Machete should just pull his nuts out and let 3 strikes go by.
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I hope someone kicks Chaz square in the dick when he gets back to the dugout.
What a dogshit at bat.
I’d prefer he hit a bomb to let his nuts hang, instead.
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You can score a bunch of runs with no one on and two outs.
Altuve: Swing at strikes and do some damage
Oh, he’ll swing alright.
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The more times they show Maldonado‘s strike to second base, the more impressive it is
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Put it right on the money. He was out by a full foot.
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Certainly made it easy for the ump
Alright. Need a fucking ZERO!
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Altuve swings and fouls off a pitch that might have bounced otherwise.
Bottom 7, Astros up 2-0
McCormick, with Shaw now at first, Schwarber in left, Verdugo in center and Hernandez at second…loops out to Bogaerts.
Machete K’s swinging.
Altuve lines out to deep center.
Fuck a duck.
Stanek coming on
Did not think that was going that far.
Let’s go Floribama.
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Got 8-9-1 up. Gotta have a zero here.
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Pound the zone, Stanek.
Got away with a hanger
Mug o’ maize.
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I may be a proud University of Arizona alumnus, but I love seeing a fellow Wildcat in dalbec fly out…
What? Oh.