Shit. This offense needs to quit fucking around.
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Hogan’s goat.
Poop noodles.
Bottom 5, 1-0 Astros
Machete singles into left
Altuve K’s swinging. He is Eovaldi’s last out? Yes.
Josh Taylor in.
Brantley reaches first on a fielder’s choice groundout to first. Schwarber’s throw wide but corralled at second. Machete out.
Bregman grounds into his own fielder’s choice to short.
Done with 5.
Calling this fucking around is being pretty polite.
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Josh Taylor looks like a douche-nozzle who followed Smashmouth around for a year and now sells drugs on the Santa Barbara pier.
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Continue pounding the zone, Luis.
Santana pinch hitting for Plawecki
And I shall keep pounding the Founder’s IPA.
Maton warming
Ponche!
My lord, that change up had some STANK on it.
Full grown man on the mound.
That out made me laugh.
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WHEW!
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Attention getting out.
Can o’ corn from a tub o’ lard.
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Eyyyyy, we got a bullshit corner call!
Kike had to 1 for 12 to get his average under .400.
Not really. Brantley caught it on the track in LCF. Glad it was to the right of the Boxes
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