Garcia is doing his part
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Garcia should be giving Buck a stiffy.
Astros’ offense: Don’t stomp on your dicks this inning and get Garcia some runs.
I can’t take this. BatGirl is going to need to seek medical attention.
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Garcia is pitching his ass off, and the offense is fucking him in it. He deserves a few runs here.
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Without the yankees you’d need a popsicle stick and rubber bands.
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That would only happen if he signed a $100 million contract with the Yankees.
Buy her some scotch.
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Man, Maldy. That was one to hit!
In MMP, that would require a personal loan.
Ha, Massholes saying the Astros are cheating.
I love irony and how ironically ironic it is.
Let’s go Astros.
Come on, Jose…rise up.
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Machete with his first hit of the series!
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Maldy!
GO!!!
Yes! Maldy with a big hit.
Good take, Jose.
That’s off the plate, blue
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Man, Wolf is fucking awful on the corners.
Dammit, Altuve. You’re drinking Batgirl to drink.