ALCS game 5. Houston vs Everyone

GameZone 2021 Archive
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Hope you had spotters!

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I did, but not fast enough.

I went up too hard/fast and my right shoulder popped and the right side of the bar came down hard on my chest. They grabbed it right after, but I didn’t really notice because my arm was pretty much hanging at that point.

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After last night’s base clearing double prediction, Astrojo is the official seer, prophet, and muse of GZ

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Let’s quit this Big Papi/A-Rod fuckfest and get the show started.

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As a wise band once said…“fuck 'em all and fucking no regrets”

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Hold on, I’ve got a great idea.

Let’s do a promotion before every game where we pretend we’re giving away one of the player’s cash, and every single time someone can jokingly reach over to grab it with a playful smile on their face, then the player in question can throw it around like he doesn’t care about the money at all.

THAT WILL BE SO RELATABLE AND COOL!

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It’s so … gross.

Just replace them with wannabe wiseguys in track suits now. We’re headed there anyway.

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To get Sale distracted the Astros are going to place a freshly baked pie on the dugout railing at the start of each inning.

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Here we go!

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Let’s go Astros’ offense: Come out focused, grind out at bats and jump on Sale early and often.

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Altuve flies out at the wall on the first pitch

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First fat pitch of the game, fouled off.

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Hang in there, Uncle Mike and go the other way

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Brantley strikes out

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Come on Alex. You know the zone better than that

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Let’s get to work Framber.

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Bregman no run fast

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Bregman grounds out weakly

Easy first inning for Sale.

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Jesus Fuck, Bregman wasn’t even fucking jogging.

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