PICK EM UP YORDAN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Yordan!
Yordan says: I carry offense today.
YORDAN!!
3 hits 3 RBI
That’s just good hitting
Amazing what happens when guys get on for Yordan.
Man, that guy is pretty damn good. In fact he is a BAD MOTHERFUCKER!
Now Carlos, pull your head out of your ass and look like an elite hitter.
BEAST
Yordan say: Fuck you Bregboo, I do it myself.
That’s what on his wallet
When he’s dialed in and looking at all fields, he’s one of the most impressive young LHB with power that I can remember in a while.
Yo barkeep, Alexbroo needs a Frambeer.
Top 6 Sale pitching, at 79 pitches
Altuve – strike 1 high and outside FB; ball 2 high and inside FB, knocks him down; ball 2 low change up; ball 3 FB outside; ball 4 FB outside.
Brantley – slider – bounced to third with Altuve running on hit and run, Shwarber drops the throw (E3), Altuve goes to third with Devers charging the ball on the play, man on first and third. No outs.
Bregman – bounced 1-3. Sale looks Altuve back to 3rd. Brantley gets to second. One out.
Alvarez – first pitch lines double to left field. 2RBIs
Pitching change.
Early in the series they were pitching him hard up and out and he was trying to pull it.
Someone, maybe Yordan himself, realized this and now he’s looking to take outside pitches to left.
GREAT SUCCESS!
You win the GameZone, sir.
Correabrau, stat
Swing at strikes, Correa. Unfuck yourself, now.
Could someone let Carlos fucking know that he doesn’t have to swing at every fucking slop ass pitch they throw him?