Fuck yes!
Fucking told you necks
Yes! Way to go Castro! Keep it going!!!
Eovaldi got what he deserved after the reaction to the non call.
Altuve, get us another!
Castro the Astro!!!
You can’t even spell Castro without ASTRO!
I love every Castro so much right now, up to and including Helio Castroneves.
What a fucking AB, fuck yes Castro
Have another good at bat, Altuve
Eovaldi knew better than to try and sneak some heat by Altuve first pitch.
He’s allegedly a really nice guy and well liked, but man, his strike zone is fucking awful.
We could use some insurance.
Jose hackin
That was a different zip code
Jesus, ump
That’s a ball, Laz
Eovaldi not crying about that call
I’m quite sure a lot of these incompetent umpires are great guys, and I have no doubt that hanging out at the hotel bar with any of these jackoffs would end up being an awful lot of fun, imagine the stories. But call the fucking strike zone you dickhead.
Strike two to Altuve, lmao.
How bout some poetic justice right here!!!