ALCS game 4. Houston vs Everyone

They’re gonna be careful.

Drive something on the outer half to right, Carlos.

Of all the umpires only Ron Kulpa and Brian O’Nora are less accurate than Laz Diaz. Why is he allowed behind the plate in the Post Season?!?!?!

Damn that was a mistake

Well, so much for my idea.

Swing the fucking bat you fucking muppet

How do you just watch that?

You have got to be kidding me

I, too, like to stare at middle cut fastballs.

Wow Carlos. Fucking pathetic.

How the fuck are you not ready to swing the bat on a fucking fat pitch down the middle?

Fuck you, Carlos. You can sign wherever the fuck you want.

Goodness.

That’s just guessing it’s a slider instead of recognizing.

And fouling it off was apparently out of the question.

Must be a lonely feeling

Nice try!

Strike 2 and 3 were both pitches Carlos crushes.

The Astros are done and they know it.

I hope looking at that fucking pitch cost Carlos one million dollars in negotiating his next contract.

He loves to hit pitches like that to RF, he just wasn’t ready for it or I don’t fucking know what. Pathetic.

Ottavino was terrible this season, like a 4.5 ERA, but he has handled this “offense” with no problems this series.

Thank you, Dr. Evil

If that’s his level of effort in a crucial situation, I hope Crane shows his ass the door.

Crane won’t need to show him the door, he’ll find his way out.