Can we please not stomp our dicks today. Pretty please.
Speaking the language of them young whippersnappers; +100. Or,
Having Frito pie for lunch.
I switched cigars today. Back to the Espinosa Laranja. Something’s gotta change our luck.
Ok. Everybody get your head out of your ass, take you foot off your poor dick and lets fucking go
Dear Framber,
Please remember what it takes to be a badass on the mound today and don’t be the sloppy, fall apart in the 4th inning bullshit you’ve been so far this post season.
Fuck
First pitch single.
4 hop fucking seeing eye bullshit.
Second pitch single. Two on.
bleeder and a bloop…fuck me
Well, at least Framber is going to put the fall apart routine early today and save everyone some time.
Seeing eye grounder and blooper to LF. Two on for Grossman
Oh fuck off
Cue up the walk to load the bases, the some real fun times I’m sure.
Well, that didn’t take long.
FUCK
I fucking hate this year’s Framber.
Fucking dickstomp special.
God dammit, why does he do that! Time after mother fucking time.
Game, series, good night folks.