ALCS Game 2, The Search for Runs

[HudsonHawk]

@Limey

@Doyce7

I’d rather get swept 30-0 every game in the World Series than lose to that fucking franchise

If we don’t stop them, they might win the whole fucking thing, which would be intolerable.

Well, Dusty doesn’t manage the other teams so they have a fighting chance.

[HudsonHawk]

Montero still in

[Lefty]

Nice play, Chas

[HudsonHawk]

Montero with a 1-2-3 inning! Forgot what those were.

[Lefty]

Bats gotta show up now

[Snuffy]

@MarkR

Tucker hit the shit out of that ball, just right at the 1B.

@austro

At least Tucker more-or-less squared it up. It’s been forever since he accomplished even that.

106.4 mph, but 9 degree launch angle

[Lefty]

“but”?

You know what a line drive is, right?

[HudsonHawk]

So, if you wanna save this season, it has to start now. This inning

Bregman
Tucker
Alvarez due up

[DJ.Drummond (Older but Improved)]

I don’t care if they are pretty or ugly, we need Astros runs, as many as we can get, right the F now

[Col.SphinxDrummond]

Well, enough of this Fox broadcast. Yesterday I used a special filing attachment on my Dremel and got my chainsaw real sharp. I’m gonna go cut some shit.

[HudsonHawk]

Brexit!

[DJ.Drummond (Older but Improved)]

OK that’s one

[austro (Mark)]

Damn, Sphinx, you work fast!

[MusicMan (Michael Shopoff)]

There’s one.

[HudsonHawk]

Tucker continues the suck.

[DJ.Drummond (Older but Improved)]

Followed by a TuckFuck

[austro (Mark)]

I wonder if they would pitch to Yordan if there were men on base.

[HudsonHawk]

Yordan, missed a cookie there.

[HudsonHawk]

Then takes strike three

[MarkR (Buford T. Justice)]

Eovaldi is not impressing anyone with his pitch location, but the Astros continue to dribble shit down their legs against him.