Kris is in the kitchen making emergency chili.
That’s just going to make you suffer twice as much.
Lankford’s Monday?
Today’s military guests are 95 and 97 years old.
Imagine how young they felt when the game started.
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Yep.
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They just returned from active duty yesterday
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That sums up this game in a nutshell. Brantley put a good swing on that but the pissant catches it on the warning track in LCF
Put Siri in for Brantley, Diaz in for Yuli and let them get some work.
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Can Siri swing a bat with his finger?
Does it matter?
If he can’t, what the fuck is he doing on this roster?
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No, he probably needs both hands.
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Not today.
Hell Eovaldi’s going to Toss a complete game anyway.
For me Odorizzi stays in this game until his arm falls off.
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Going to spend the next inning pondering how autocorrect capitalized this.
I fixed it twice. Drives me crazy.
Agreed. I didn’t understand why he was on the ALDS roster, either.
A baserunner.
Another hit. I’ll be damned.