As does Diaz, obviously
But listen, he calls magic games.
HE’S SO GOOD AT THE THINGS WE CAN’T QUANTIFY!
The 9 hitter is not the main problem with the offense.
The guys at the top doing absolutely nothing is the problem.
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These in-dugout interview pieces are incredibly informative and just plain riveting TV.
Just so we’re clear, Montgomery was a fucking schlub tonight. The Astros, just like they always do at home, let a fucking mid-ass scrub dominate them tonight.
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He painted at times. The Astros flailed the rest of the times.
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But starting a guy who is an absolute zero on offense, especially a guy who came up with the bases juiced and was an absolute shit-sandwich in that at bat doesn’t help the team at all.
Attaboy Neris
2-0 Rangers, middle of eight.
Fucking great Neris!
He made some decent pitches, but the Astros straight up shit themselves on offense, as usual at home.
Bullpen holding, get some runs.
Got 6 outs to work with and Chapman coming in to face the top of the order. It’s now or never
I assume since he was warming*
Lol, no sir. Szbors to face Altuve.
We need a Kirk Gibson moment tonight. Real bad.
Altuve draws a leadoff walk
Serve it up, rag arm.
I swear, if Bregman takes a 2-0 or 3-1 fat pitch, I’m gonna fucking break something.
A gift.
For which we are grateful.
Holy shit, that was absolutely a strike. Thanks blue!
Chapman in