Astros has been chasing slop and taking strike 3 a lot today, too.
Bloop single, stolen base, TE2 and tying run at 3B with nobody out
Welp, almost certainly a tie game coming up.
If you can’t hit Oakland, you can’t hit.
And we’re tied.
Their scrub has sat down 13 of his last 14 Astros. With an over 5 ERA and really meh stuff.
God Mark Carlson is just fucking horrific.
Middle of six…2-2
Abreu’s swings are so painful to watch. His swing is literally all hands and arms, his hips are so fucking locked up.
End of six…2-2
That was 3 pitiful at bats right there.
For fuck’s sake, Stanek. Get it close to the fucking zone you hillbilly.
I don’t remember these persistent control issues with Stanek last year. Is this a new development or is my memory selective?
I thought we’d agreed he was a FloriBaman, not a hillbilly
More like 8 at bats.
Maldy with a 2-out single
Fuck’s sake, Altuve. That pitch fucking bounced.
Carlson giveth, Carlson taketh away.
Altuve works a walk…two on for Bregman…
How the fuck did Bregman not beat that out?! The guy fucking double clutched it in the hole!