A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Exactly. It was a shit show last time - which included multiple votes and one bewigged GOP member trying to punch Matt Gaetz - so it’s going to be infinitely worse this time because the stakes are so much higher. It only takes a couple of crazies to vote for “not Mike Johnson” and it the turd keeps barreling down the hill.

A couple of side issues:

  • Someone is going to vote for Elon Musk, and Elon Musk isn’t above stuffing money into someone’s pocket to make it happen.
  • It will not take too much of a miscalculation - of which there were many last time - for the House to elect Speaker Jeffries. The Dems voted in lock-step for him last time, and it only takes a simple majority to win…

I wonder if they could make Musk speaker even though he’d be third in line for an office he couldn’t legally hold.

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That’s an issue they would happily faceplant into if it ever arose.

And lo, after screaming incessantly about Biden’s age for 4 years, the GOP elevates a man nearly a decade older to be President.

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The current MAGA vs Elon slap fight over work visas is a wonderfully delightful thing to laugh at.

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Musk desperately wants to keep his indentured servants H1B visa holders.

They would just move to the next slot; the President pro tempore of the Senate.

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Only now he’s upset by the GOP’s blatant racism?

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I guess living under a rock does that. Also not looking past your own nose.
And the fuckers that voted Trump because of Gaza have to be complete morons.

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So currently Democratic Senator Patty Murray, a Democrat. I suppose the incoming Senate would elect a new one?

They would. Typically they don’t elect one, at least not by a vote, they just adopt a resolution stating that the person is. Normally, it’s a unanimous declaration that it goes to the senior most Senator from the majority party. There is no rule, however, that it goes by seniority or that it even has to be a sitting Senator. They could theoretically select Musk for that one as well.

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Boy are they fighting!

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Thoughts and prayers.

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“Unregretted user-seconds”. That’s rich.

Trump is incapable of having a harmonious workplace. He feeds off his underlings competition and compulsion for his adoration. Folks talk about what our last line of defense is for Trump, but I think he’s created his own checks and balances. His followers will destroy each other.

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I had forgotten “they’re eating the dogs!” until I read this. That was, what? Two months ago? That’s a century in Trump scandal years.

Musk says that he can’t hire enough US talent for his businesses. I wonder why.

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Immigrants make the country stronger, says illegal immigrant Elon Musk (while parroting Les Grossman presumably to try to be intimidating).

“fuck yourself in the face” is something a grown ass man says in public?

We suck.

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Not just a grown ass man, but a senior government official in response to his policy position.

And yes, yes we do suck.