A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Did you, at any time, attempt to lick the mustard and onions off of your shirt? Just answer the question!!

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I just love the smell of condiments in the morning

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To the surprise of ones of people, Trump’s meeting behind closed doors with Senate Republicans involved him ranting and screaming at them to end the filibuster.

I love this for them.

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The crazed lunatic jihadist communist socialist radical horseman of the apocalypse who was just elected to be the next mayor of New York, sounds like a normal person to Europeans.

“He promised things that Europeans take for granted, but Americans are told are impossible,”

“Normal. That’s the word,” Verbeek wrote in his newsletter, The Planet.“Here, taking care of one another through public programs isn’t radical socialism. It’s Tuesday.”

“Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return. The debate here isn’t whether to have these programs, but how to improve them.”

About that whole thing about how Democrats have a problem with young men…

This photo is a lot of things. One of the things it is not - shockingly - is fake.

How the fuck is this your reaction when someone collapses in your presence and is clearly in distress?

When people show you who they are, believe them.

How dare he steal the spotlight from Trump

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This is exactly it.

On Mamdani’s win, it serves to confirm what I’ve been saying, which is in order to win Democrats need to start acting like Democrats rather than Republicans with some small conscience and quit playing by their rules. And certainly don’t let them define every issue.

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Jury quickly finds the sandwich thrower not guilty.

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My brother-in-law once threw a sandwich at my mother. Frankly, she deserved it. No charges were filed, and we still laugh about it.

This way if you ever wander into an oval shaped office in the West Wing of the White House, you’ll know exactly where you are.

Is that an outside door?

Reaping what they sow.

Among the constituencies that swung the hardest toward Democrats yesterday were Latinos, who helped power Trump’s presidential win last year and were key to the GOP’s redrawn congressional map in Texas. The Republicans’ chances of flipping five additional House seats there rest in part on their holding Trump’s gains among Latino voters. That was a questionable assumption from the start, the longtime GOP strategist Mike Madrid told me. It appears even shakier in light of Tuesday’s election results; in New Jersey, for example, the state’s three most heavily Latino counties moved sharply back to the left after swinging toward Trump in 2024.

Demonizing the people on whose support you base your rat-fucking legislation is not the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, but I can’t think of anything dumber right now.

Yes, it’s the door that leads to what was the White House Rose Garden, but now looks like this:

He put that on the wall to remind you where you were, in case you thought you were at a Cheesecake Factory.

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He is so low rent it’s not funny.

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Lost in the river of shit endlessly flowing into the zone was a gem from Pam Bondi. In an attempt to stave off the challenges to Halligan’s legitimacy, she issued - this week - an official proclamation stating that Halligan is a special prosecutor…

…with effect from two months ago.

Nice try, Pam.

South Park doing South Park on Bondi is so wonderful.

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They’ve still got it.

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