A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Trump needs to show us on the doll where China touched him.

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They grabbed him by the p$&sy.

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When he gets excited, his little China doll says “Oh Donny, just you shut your mouth.”

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Yesterday one of my Elon loving clients tried to tell me why the tariffs are a good policy. Halfway through I realized he had no idea what tariffs actually are. This is an executive at a large company with factories in the US. I pointed out that Elon says he hates the tariffs and they’re stupid. His mind didn’t know what to do.

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The White House explaining to us that we made them do it, like every abuser ever.

“Some day, and that day may never come…I will call upon you to do me a service…”

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He is not merciful.

Dow drops over 900 points this morning. After yesterday’s euphoria, presumably the reality set in that the trade war with China is escalating and there is a still a 10% worldwide tariff in place.

Trump claimed he was responsible for an historic day of record-breaking market success yesterday. “Nobody’s ever heard of it”, he boasted. The market promptly tanked again.

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Arsonist boasts of bravely putting out fire (with fire department assistance)

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He might as well just install a cash drop box on the outside of the White House.

He sent a headsup to his buddies four hours before pausing the tariffs yesterday so they could buy low. Open corruption is a feature of his administration.

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You wouldn’t know them, they go to a different school.

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They have that list in a secure location, along with the names of the people defrauding billions from Social Security.

Tulsi Gabbard committed election fraud or tax fraud or both.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/09/politics/tulsi-gabbard-texas-hawaii-voting-residency-invs/index.html

She homesteaded her residence in Texas and then voted in Hawaii.

Where is this from, please?

A Connecticut Senator (I think) had a statement about it this morning. Der Fuhrer posted “this a good time to buy” around 9:30.

Dow now back down 1800 points (5%). It’s as if the market remembered who its dealing with…