A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Every day is a new horror. Remember when Edolf was going to get a briefing on our top secret war plans against China? That was Friday.

Every morning waking up is like…

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Tulsi Gabbard cannot remember what country she was in last week.

From the comments:

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Are there actually no consequences for lying to a Congressional committee?

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Depends on whether there’s an R or a D after your name.

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Funny thing about that…

When/if HBO makes a show about this, it’s going to have to have a repeatedly flashing caption that says “This Actually Happened” like when South Park did Scientology.

She needed to read the article in The Atlantic to be reminded what was in the chat thread instead of just, you know, looking at her phone.

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So far the Administration’s position has been.

“What was shared in the group chat were not war plans.”

“The reporter was not added to the group chat.”

“There is no group chat.”

Isn’t that what you lawyerin’ types call arguing in the alternative?

Arguing in the absurditive.

Tempted to rename my wifi network “Houthi PC Small Group”.

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For perspective, the Telegraph is for Daily Heil readers who can write joined up.

Clear on OPSEC.

Republicans still do not really understand the intertubes.

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The other thing important to think about is that if this was that serious an operation, why are the senior officials in charge discussing it over chat? Shouldn’t they all be in a SCIF somewhere?

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Trump has announced a 25% tariff on all cars made outside the US.

I’ll be back tomorrow morning to update this post with the inevitable walk back.

Jesus titty-fucking Christ

Private contact details of the most important security advisers to U.S. President Donald Trump can be found on the internet. DER SPIEGEL reporters were able to find mobile phone numbers, email addresses and even some passwords belonging to the top officials.

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Can we just take a mulligan and run the election again?

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Nah. We need to experience every pain and horror.

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My friends and family members who voted for Trump are still convinced he is a hero saving the country.

Nothing that has happened has changed that, in fact they feel he is actually accomplishing this.

Another election today would have the same results unless those who didn’t care enough to vote in November get a kick in the ass.

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