We’ve stumbled through four…10-1 Reds.
Chas with a leadoff walk.
Altuve grounds into 6U FC
Yordan GIDP
We’ve made it halfway…in only two hours…10-1 Reds.
That’s one of the easiest GIDP’s I’ve seen in a while.
Bunch of defensive changes…Alvarez out, Bregman out…Heyward and Singleton in. Guys moving on the field.
Alvarez, Altuve, Pena & Bregman out
Not that it matters, but current lineup:
Whitcomb 2B
Heyward RF
Diaz DH
Singleton 1B
Caratini C
Dubon SS
Gamel LF
Dezenzo 3B
McCormick CF
Dubón n at SS, and immediately boots one. Another error.
All I want for Christmas is a NEW FUCKING 1ST BASEMAN WHO CAN FIELD AND HIT GOD DAMMIT. I didn’t know how far to go with the all-caps, was that too much?
Walk puts two on
Do we have any position players left to pitch? Salazar I guess?
Let Yainer pitch?
And it’s 11-1
Can we put Arrighetti back in? His arm is still fresh. He’s had time to think about things.
Whitley’s got a little Nuke LaLoosh in him. I wouldn’t be digging in.
Ground ball to 3B, Dezenzo fields it, takes his time, orders a pizza, mixes a cocktail, has a cigarette, whacks off, and finally throws to 1B. Safe, as India scores from 2B.
What a fucking defensive disaster Dezenzo is.
Whitley out, Ort in
Wild pitch puts two more RISP
You left out his contemplating his next career.