7-17 Orioles @ Astros

Gonna be 3-2 here shortly.

King takes up right where he left off.

God I fucking hate this team.

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Welp.

Just right down the fucking middle on a tee.

Someone really needs to fix King.

I’m not sure he’s fixable. Maybe we can duct tape him to Spence.

You don’t enjoy the Abreu model? Give up the lead then dominate?

Oh, btw, I picked up Lambert for my OWA fantasy team, so he’s pretty much fucked for the rest of the year.

Spence looks like he’s about 12 years old.

Worst model ever

He’s out.

Did Laz just say Houston is challenging?

Pretty sure there aren’t any challenges left on either side.

I thought so, too. TK said it was an ā€˜umpire challenge,’ whatever that means.

ABS challenges are different to other shit, right?

I swear to Christ. STOP SWINGING AT SLOP THAT BOUNCES YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING TWIDDLEDICKS.

PeƱa with an infield single. If they don’t walk Yordan here they are insane.

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You have to unintentional intentional walk him.

Crazy if you throw anything hittable.

This guy is insane.

Oh good, the coldest bat on the team up with a chance to win it!

What could possibly go wrong?