Or a syringe in the song’s sense.
Alvarez hacks out on ball seven
That was awful. Not a single pitch was within a foot of the plate.
Well, the last one bounced just in front of it…
Tucker gets thoroughly abused on three pitches
Paddack has been a savior for the Twins.
Abreu pops up
Not a strong run through the heart of the order.
3-1 Astros
That half inning was a wet fart if I ever saw one
Tucker’s not right.
Tucker has driven in one run this series. That’s gotta change.
I knew Tucker wasn’t going to do shit and I figure we’re playing with house money as far as Abreu’s concerned, but I was really hoping Yordan would turn in an at bat somewhere north of nauseating.
Am I alone in being the only person on the planet who fucking hates “Sweet Caroline”?
No.
Third time through the lineup…
One pitch, one out.
“This is their chance”
- AJ Punchable
Fuck
Fuck
3-2
I hate AJP - turning off the fucking sound…
Big at bat here…Lewis up representing the tying run.