2023 ALDS Game 1: Twins @ Astros, October 7, 2023

Bear in mind that you can carry on no more than three ounces of olive oil.

AJ Pierzenski is such a fucking idiot.

A whole series of him pontificating is really punishment for anyone that even slightly understands baseball.

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But she can bring three, too.

Outstanding point.

Peña hacks out on sliders three ft off the plate.

Maeda, toying with Peña.

Dear Jeremy,

Pitches 2 feet off the plate aren’t fucking strikes you fucking slapdick.

Love,

Mark.

Maldy draws a 2-out walk

Two on for Altuve…

Altuve with two on

Ten bucks says Altuve gets sliders also

C’mon Altuve!

So we just learned that the Twins could be down 0-2, tied 1-1, or up 2-0 after two games. These guys are brilliant

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I wonder how you say “don’t throw a first-pitch FB in the middle of the plate” in Japanese.

Wild pitch puts runners at 2B and 3B

Walk him?

Altuve grounds out 6-3

End of four…3-0 Astros

Altuve saw one strike that at bat.

And you knew he’d not do anything damage wise.

Shit

Hits the 9- hitter on an 0-2 pitch.

Fucking brutal