2023 ALCS Game 7

Middle of three…4-1 Rangers

Gonna need some crooked numbers.

The Astros weren’t going to win this game 4-3 anyway.

Top of the order coming up. Usually that would be good news, but I dunno right now.

Going to take a walk around the neighborhood, if I find any Astros runs I will bring them back with me.

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OK fuck them. Let’s score 10.

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They still got to get 21 outs. C’mon Astros! Let’s fuck these guys up real good!

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Top of the lineup…let’s rattle the bats, boys

Fuck the Rangers.
Let’s remember that.
Fuck them.

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I just swept the den and kitchen floors. Prepared to do more.

Must have called those himself because the Pitcher Whisperer would never

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Mid inning commercial sidenote. Why the fuck would I care if my phone is made out of titanium? Of every phone I’ve ever had, I’ve never thought about what is this made out of and never cared.

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Altuve hackig at a pitch three ft off the plate, grounds out softly.

That ball was 80 feet outside Jose.

And if I walked by a bar and the entire place was singing Sweet Caroline, I’d keep walking.

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Bregman!!

Attababy!!

Keep chipping

Solo homer, I’ll take it.

Gotta not give back what they chip away though.

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They got fight