Got sit in the corner, Heaney, and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t get too fucking big, Jeremy, and think up the middle or the other way.
Let’s get more runs while they’re still staggering.
Swingin at slop
Jesus, Peña.
Peña with an infield single…bases drunk for Maldy…
Let’s go, Maldy!
Dude just hauled absolute ass to beat that throw.
Maldy…full count…down on strikes
Astros leave the bases loaded, but out to a 3-0 lead
This is your friendly reminder that this is Doug Eddings behind the plate, and he is abjectly terrible.
We must minimize the fucking LOBsters tonight, gang.
I was hoping for a bases loaded walk.
I will gladly feast on LOBster if we send nine guys to the plate every inning.
Ok…a zero, please Urquidy
I have the fullest confidence in Mr. Urquidy.
It’s mind boggling how often Maldonado comes up to bat with the bases loaded.
Leading off the 2nd inning with Altuve is a pretty good thing
It’s painful to watch…
Hope he has many walks tonight.
It’s mind boggling how often Maldonado comes up to bat with the bases loaded.
It’s like old school National League ball where you walk the 8-hitter to get to the pitcher.
Can he be consistently bad?