Or not pulling a bass boat.
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This fucking airplane Wi-Fi is fucking worthless. Thanks for the fucking pbp
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I blame Elon.
Need a fucking shutdown inning, Cristian!
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My fucking TV won’t work at our hotel in Lihue.
Fuck me.
iPad viewing it is.
Fuck arlington.
No kidding. A zero is a fucking must!
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Not digging at you specifically, but it is pretty funny how quickly we get spoiled.
Garcia grounds out 5-3
I’m looking forward to pilotless passenger planes.
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I’m envisioning Martín grabbing one as he rounds first and slips it on just in time for the slide.
Garcia’s shoes serve as a massive distraction for the TV viewer - jeebus.
He’d have plenty of time.
For sure! Great stand up bit by Louis C K on that
Eta: fuck
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Heim pops to 3B
Scherzer was being given an extra half-plate on the inside and still gave up 3 runs. 
I like how Yainer has his catcher’s helmet on in the dugout so he can pretend like he’s playing.
Maybe while he’s at it he can pretend not to swing at pitches two feet off the plate.
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The other ladies in my friends’ group chat, all Arlington Fucknut fans: Well, at least we can be proud of one thing together, we know one team from Texas will go to the WS!
Me, the only fan of the correct team: Yes, that’s EXACTLY what y’all would be saying to me right now if your team were down 2 games to 0. I seem to remember a few trash can comments from game 1.
Them: silence
Me: Who wants gin?
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Garver flies out. Another 1-2-3 inning from Javier
3-0 Astros after two
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I’ll take the shoes any day over the ump-cam.
Because gin always improves the mood.
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