The Astros need to just fucking win, baby.
Well, Mike that was pitiful.
Not Brantley’s best AB
Well, that was a quick fucking inning.
Middle of one, no score.
Seems like we brought our Game 1 offense to Dallas.
Initial assessment:
We’re fucked.
Altuve gave one a ride, but Brantley looked awful. Bregman was Bregman
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They’ll either score more after the first fucking innning…or they won’t
At least the Astros got to bat before getting behind by multiple runs this game.
Stop being so fucking pessimistic.
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Javier has pitched better since he started wearing his pants long.
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WTF is up with the grass? I’m surprised the HOA hasn’t given them a warning.
You can roll it if you want.
It’s Dallas. The quality of life there is just meh. Including their weed,
Javier with a nice 1-2-3 inning.
No score
No shields can repel Karens of Dallas magnitude.
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Nice job, Javi!
Astros’ offense: Let’s score some fucking runs this inning.
Would be nice to see Tucker break out a little this game.
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