I think our pitching needs to close this game down
Hoye is fucking killing us
Tucker draws a 2-out walk
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Fuck the Rangers
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Had my heart in my mouth when Tucker took ball 4.
You misspelled “Fucksticks.”
Wouldn’t mind Tucker trying to take a bag here
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Tuck needs to try and swipe a bag.
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Dubon flies out.
Middle of six…5-2 Astros
Fuck the metric system.
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Let’s goooo arms
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Ok, top of the Fuckstick order due up. Need a strong inning.
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Hot dogs, get your hot dogs!
HOT chur-ROS!
The Astros have the four longest hit balls tonight. Three of them were fucking outs.
Semien flies out to shallow LF
Neris is tossing in the bullpen.
This ump needs a foot up his ass.
“fuck seager”
If the Astros had a third baseman, that’s an easy Popup
shutup