We don’t speak of such things, remember.
This guy.
That pitch split the other batter’s box.
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He’s not the only umpire that qualifies.
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I don’t know why the Rangers even bother throwing strikes. 
Brantley has the bat taken out of his hands and pops up.
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With only two series going in all of baseball, you’d think they could use the good umps.
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Bregman flies out
Halfway…5-0 Astros
How many “good” umps are there?
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Both of them?
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Huh, huh, huh…
5 Missed pitches against Stros in 5 innings - 1 low and 4 off the plate and framed by Heim
Bring on “Ump-O-Matic 9000” with Great American Goddamn Laser Beams.
This idiot has missed five every inning.
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This is not mere incompetence.
Anyway, if you like this I have outstanding news - Doug Eddings is due up soon.
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Ball 1 there was strike one last half inning.
Heim pops up
Nice play Alex
Throw strikes, get outs