Let’s see Altuve rectify his current status of fuckedness
Altuve…still not unfucked.
This is the longest 0fer streak of his career, no?
At some point you’ve got to move him from leadoff if he’s not even going to put the ball in play. That was fucking pitiful. A mile behind the pitch.
Struck out on ball five
Attaboy, JP
That was on HP.
More lost at the plate: Altuve or HPU?
We’re basically playing with 8 batters and one automatic out.
Need some thump here, Yordan…
Pena is a player!
I gotta stay off here mid inning
Come on Yordan!
This fucking HPU is fucking fucked times infinity.
Blah
Pick him up Bregman!
HPU is having a real effect on the quality of the at bats.
I’ll take a single, Alex. Don’t get too big.
This umpire is awful. When can we have the automated zone?
Fucking terrible blue. That’s high school shit.
Alex!!!