The Yankees have actually scored 1 run in 2 games that wasn’t handed over on a silver platter. The last 36 innings the Astros have given up 1 ER
Is that a Biggio jersey? That’s unfortunate.
Let’s pretend it was a Mantle jersey
I would’ve thought the ex-Met would not shill for the Yankees.
30 K’s by the staff in the first two 9 inning games. Impressive.
Theory #1: Yankeefan. Nope.
Theory #2: Something to do with Venezuela
Theory #3: dickhole
That goes without saying
Ding ding ding
What the hell was Altuve doing in the outfield? Oh yeah, I forgot, he plays second base.
Looks like he resisting arrest in search of a lotto battery ticket
Theory prime: very drunk
Roof open. Enjoy the weather and the win.
Voy con número dos, mamahuevo.
Aunque tenía puesto un yersi de Biggio y no, por ejemplo, Miguel Cabrera.
Crowd chanting “you got Houston” and I fucking love it
New theory: he was giving Altuve some batting advice
Altuve was listening to him, so this actually seems most probable.
Bet Altuve is saving heroics for the fans in whose heads he resides permanently
He’s not in a funk. He’s waiting.
Actually going back to the 4th inning of game 2 against the Mariners. It’s 1 run in 41 innings