Judge was already out.
The final part was calling it a mound visit. No idea the rest.
Looks like the PA will cue up Johnny Cash after all.
Bring in the LHP to face Alvarez…what could possibly go wrong?
Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possibli go wrong…
I like it when Yordan comes up with no one on because in my opinion he doesn’t hit enough solo home runs. See, if you hit a solo shot you can really pimp your trot. If you’ve got a fat ass like Maldonado or some enanito like Altuve out there who takes 47 strides bag to bag it slows you down and hinders your concentration as you round the bases.
Alvarez needs to remind the Yankees they want to walk him.
I’d like the Yordan from game 1 and 2 of the ALDS to show up here.
Swing at fucking strikes, Yordan.
Attaboy
Look at that, you swing at a strike and get a hit.
Keep the line moving, Alex.
Nice fucking quick pitch, Peralta.
Shut up Darling.
Peralta stepped directly at home plate.
He’s out.
Out to me
You expect the umpires to call a balk on the Yankees? Yeah, right.
More dickstomping by the Astros. Lovely.
How the fuck does that dickhead make the pitcher move the rosin bag but he can’t see a clear balk?