JV needs a quick inning, so the bottom of our order can do work
Time for some rum and a cigar
Was it Reggie Jackson who would swing, hit the ball 500 feet and in the process go to a knee? That Bader clip these dicks keep playing reminds me of someone of a bygone era but I’m not sure who.
Gotta hold that maldy
Got the k anyway
I’m liking this HPU more and more.
Verlander was able to master Bader that time.
Good job too. Nobody wants to be told that Bader is their daddy.
He went
In ESPNese a homerun is a jack. There a joke in there somewhere, but I’m not nearly peurile enough to go looking for it.
That’s the inning I needed!
A 1-2-3 inning! It CAN be done!
Now that was the Verlander inning we were hoping for
Now score some goddamn runs off this scrubby fuck!
I’m plenty puerile:
He got a jack off Verlander in the second, but Justin was able to master Bader in the fourth.
Yuli and Diaz need to get us started.
I endeavor to give satisfaction.
Man, fuck these goddamn goons they have out there in the outfield.
Seriously?!
Yankee outfield can throw the leather around.
OK, here comes the dangerous part of the lineup. Let’s get some runs.
The Astros have crushed Taillon in his career. Tonight, they look silly.