Need Press to be good in the 9th.
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Mark, you need to unfuck your attitude towards this.
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“Defuck”?
You’re right. Done.
Mark drank a really bitter pregame beer. I expect no less.

Nibbling like the Chrisest of Holts.
Whoa. Way harsh, dude.
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Don’t take Rebelsus.
Oh god, Not a Keystone?
Get us started, Yuli.
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Oh god, Not a Keystone?
Let’s not get crazy.
Do they feed this motherfucker?
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You asked about bitter beer face, not me.
Come on Diaz! Find your stroke, now.
Diaz has not looked very good tonight.

Diaz has not looked very good tonight.
Nope.
Ok…three outs.
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I thought the whole point of the DH was that you shave a gorilla and teach it to hold a bat.
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Crunch time.
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Hi, I’m Giancarlo Stanton and if I could read i would approve of this message.
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Please please please don’t fuck around, Pressly.
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