You’re right - I always want to call Christian Javier either Christian Vasquez or Javier Vasquez!
T5:
Altuve…SWING THE FUCKNG BAT!!!..pops up F3 in front of the plate
FUCK!
Weirdly, you’re not anywhere near the first Astros fan to screw that us.
I see we’ve brought our regular season offense to the game today.
This just in: The Astros offense is a fucking terrible.
Taking meatballs, swinging at slop. 2020 in a nutshell.
Staring at strikes.
Nothing he’s thrown all day has started center of the plate and ended up off or down.
Swing the fucking bats.
B5:
Framber on the bump…
Why not send Greinke out for the 5th?
B5:
Marwin draws a leadoff walk
Guess he was spent and they didn’t want him to go a third time through the lineup.
Framber complaining about the mound…grounds crew out to fix
They sniffed out his changeup and he struggled to put them down once he got 2 strikes.
Framber can’t find the zone…
B5:
Arraez…3-0…3-1…3-2…Arraez bitches about it…foul as Arraez does a little dance…walks, Marwin to 2B
Can’t defend the walks…Strommy out
B5:
Buxton strikes out looking
Whatever happens the rest of the year, Martin Maldonado deserves a medal. He’s been a warrior this year.
I wonder what Buxton thought Framber was going to throw him.