WP.
Spiked an 0-2 pitch.
Fuckballs.
WP.
Spiked an 0-2 pitch.
Fuckballs.
Arozarena:
Swinging strike, called strike, spiked a slider, Kiermaier to 2B, flies out to RF
He can sure hit Astros pitching. He’s hitting well below .200 over the past 3 seasons.
The Holy Shitballs music from Deadpool 2 is going through my head.
I’d walk Meadows.
Sparks was shocked they weren’t walking him.
Me too.
Mostly because I’d have trouble reaching the plate.
Alright. Let’s end it
Meadows:
Swinging strike, Ball, flies out to Springer in CF
One. Run. Now.
SCORE A FUCKING RUN YOU BUNCH OF SLAPDICKS!
Fucking imperative.
Let’s walk this game off right now.
Bregman, Correa and Tucker: do your fucking job and let’s get a run.
I’m still coping by letting you guys tell me what happens before it happens.
You’re lucky Chuck isn’t doing pbp in that case.
He already knows the final.
Pressly pitch count: 17.
Pressly used his huge nuts that inning.
Let’s walk this baby off… please.
Taking all the way.
Four outfielders?