2020 ALCS Game 5, Rays @ Astros, October 15, 2020

WP.

Spiked an 0-2 pitch.

Fuckballs.

Arozarena:

Swinging strike, called strike, spiked a slider, Kiermaier to 2B, flies out to RF

He can sure hit Astros pitching. He’s hitting well below .200 over the past 3 seasons.

The Holy Shitballs music from Deadpool 2 is going through my head.

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I’d walk Meadows.

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Sparks was shocked they weren’t walking him.

Me too.

Mostly because I’d have trouble reaching the plate.

Alright. Let’s end it

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Meadows:

Swinging strike, Ball, flies out to Springer in CF

One. Run. Now.

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SCORE A FUCKING RUN YOU BUNCH OF SLAPDICKS!

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Fucking imperative.

Let’s walk this game off right now.

Bregman, Correa and Tucker: do your fucking job and let’s get a run.

I’m still coping by letting you guys tell me what happens before it happens.

You’re lucky Chuck isn’t doing pbp in that case.

He already knows the final.

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Pressly pitch count: 17.

Pressly used his huge nuts that inning.

Let’s walk this baby off… please.

Taking all the way.

Four outfielders?