World Series Game 5: Astros vs. Everyone and the Void

Maton has seemed to really turn the corner this postseason. He’s been nails out of the pen.

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It’s not whacky, it’s fucking sad.

Peterson is a such a tryhard loser. Desperate to have some kind of gimmick because his personality is essentially cold tapioca pudding.

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Storm told him “if you throw anything below the letters, I’m gonna punch you in the dick”.

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My wife called Joc anal beads yesterday and now that’s always going to be his name for me

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Please please PLEASE punish this fucking scrub.

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That’s giving him too much credit, sadly.

Whoa…TMI there, cowboy.

Agreed but also the fans waving their pearls around are idiots.

That organ player sounds like he came from backing up Nick the lounge singer from the Airport Lounge.

Is he rocking real ones or the fake plastic ones? Hard to pimp it wearing a 50 cent novelty

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Smyly pitching

Gurriel - breaking ball misses in and low 1-0, same pitch in the zone 1-1, same pitch low and inside 2-1, same pitch in the zone (low outside corner) 2-2, fouled still 2-2, swing and miss on same breaking ball. Strikes out.

Get em in, Bregman!

I wonder if Pressly can go tonight if we are lucky enough to have a lead in the 9th? He looked gassed at the end of last night.

Wait and see.

Tucker – Doubles on first pitch (same 76mph breaking ball he threw to Gurriel)

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Pop up , damn

Shitbags Bregman. At least advance the runner

Bregman pops up to Riley at the edge of the mound. Two down. Tucker still on second.

Seriously, Bregman? Another pop up?

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Must have been paying attention…