Jose!!!
Altuve!!!
ALTUVE!!!
Too highâŚ
Insurance!!!
I was just about to write something super snarky about swinging wildly at a pitch 6 inches inside, but I was pre shut up.
JoeBuck can suck that - mentioning the first pitch every fucking AB (apologies for the cursing guys)
You know? I think that little second baseman may be pretty good.
Keep it going, Uncle Mike.
Too bad Brantley is never going to hit another home run. Ever.
He hit the everloving fuck out of that ball.
Still 0-7 w/ RISP; Braves 0-0
Is Jose getting his swing back?
Use your legs in your swing, Alex.
Fuck your fucking apology, you glorious fucking fuck.
And arms too
The organist was playing âItâs a Small Worldâ as Altuve came to the plate and he promptly hit it 434 to CF
Maybe heâll get a hit. Hitting is contagious, right?
Theyâre certainly not tired from running the bases.
Yay, Alvarez gets to lead off again.
I wouldnât mind sitting his ass tomorrow. Heâs fucking killing this teamâs chances.