The top of the order needs to get off their dicks first.
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Bottom 4.
McCullers pitching.
Castellanos - sinker outside, swing and miss at outside slider, ditto, fouls off low changeup, grounds out 6-3 on a slider.
Bohm - slider outside, F8 on a slider.
Stott - cutter inside half strike, grounds out 3-1 on a changeup.
End 4. Astros 0. Phils 4.
Way to show up two innings late, Lance.
Gonna happen.
Welcome to the ballgame, Lance.
If it does, I will buy you multiple beers
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All the batters need to come the fuck alive and steal this fuckers picnic basket.
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the top? the whole order needs to start producing.
Does not matter how many runs the pitchers give up if the bats don’t score any runs.
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This is true. But he specifically referenced the top, so I thought I’d start there.
They need to stop swinging at his garbage and get in hitters’ counts. This game is still winnable if they wake up.
Get us started, Yuli.
Denied.
Swing at strikes, Astros.
This fucking Ump. What a joke.
Changed from circa ‘81 rainbow sleeve to an Astros rainbow home blue jersey/Rockets Olajuwon combo throwback I found at a garage sale (it’s really sweet). Got the 1-2-3 inning so I think we’re good.
Mr. umpire is not throwing home run balls.
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Cy fucking Suarez.
the Astros are seriously being 1 hit?
Where did the good team go?
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This. Offense. Is. Fucking. Pathetic.
Surprised that wasn’t called a strike.