What an amazing pitch!
Sit down!
Now let’s end this!
Let’s walk this off right now.
breathe Yeah, he’s still a rookie
Top 9.
Pressly pitching.
Marsh - swings and misses a curve, slider catches inside corner for strike, bounces a curve, bounces a slider, grounds out 4-3.
Schwarber - curve low, curve drops in for strike, slider inside (close, though), change up strike - outside corner, fouls off inside slider, bounces curve, change up inside corner strike. K.
Hoskins - curve low, fouls back high slider, pops slider up F6 (nearly dropped it).
Mid 9. Phils 5. Astros 5.
Come on guys
Astros’ offense: Let’s put together quality at bats and walk this game off right now!
Douche-nozzles at fox sent the game to commercial with ZZ Top’s, “Sharp Dressed Man.”
They’re from Houston.
Let’s go Astros.
McCormick, Maldonado (assumimg Vazquez pinch hits), and Altuve due up.
Let’s go Chaz!
Need baserunners
Still walking. This is no joke, just walked right into the mosquito truck, spraying a cloud of poison. That’s gonna be a sign of something. Give me a run.
Chas, find a way to get on base. Don’t care how.
Let’s CHOMP, Chas!
At least Chas is giving it his best.
Battle, Chas. Shorten up and let Dominguez provide the power.
He’s trying to go to RF…
Ratfarts
Tried a bit too hard to go to right field