The highlight of this game so far is the 50something year old woman sitting in the row in front of us turning around in the 6th and saying “fucking Verlander.” for no reason other than she was also disgusted.
Let’s go, Yordan!
Well, we hate Rangers. Let’s get this one.
Smite one.
Swing the fucking bat!
Yordan what are you waiting for?
What the hell are you hoping for, Yordan?
Nuts
Well crap.
Bile. Rising.
Took two fat pitches so he could swing at that shit.
That was ass.
Bottom of the 7th.
Eflin pitching.
Altuve - fouls off cutter, grounds into 6-3.
Pena - fouls off curve, grounds into 3U.
Pitching change - Suarez in to pitch.
Alvarez - cutter low and outside, FB/sinker in for a strike, FB/sinker low and outside, FB/sinker in for strike, FB inside, swings and misses on a low inside FB/sinker.
End 7. Phillies 5. Astros 5.
Fucking hell
Looking forward to losing this game 6-5 in the 10th.
The offense looks totally disinterested in hitting now.
Anyone know the way to the Vomitorium?
3 outs, Montero.
They’re so rattled right now…
If we make it to bot 9 tied, we walk it off.
Altuve and Yordan are at the plate.