AJ Pierfuckface may be the least interesting color commentator in sports history.
Woodford isn’t my favorite but mediocre bourbon is better than no bourbon
Why wait?
What’s wrong with Woodford? Not a big bourbon guy, but I like it.
Robel!
Garcia…swinging strike out of the zone low, ball, ball, swinging strike at high fastball out of the zone, ball…full count and runners will be moving. Come on Garcia!!!
Smoked off the wall to right for a bases clearing double!!!
ROBEL!
DEFENSIVE SPECIALIST STRIKES AGAIN!
WE NEVER FUCKING DOUBTED YOU FOR A MINUTE!!!
Robel!
It’s a little acidic for my taste. I go for Makers 46 when drinking it straight.
Take that, you Robel doubters!
Robel favors Woodford Reserve. Let HH keep drinking Woodford Reserve.
Blind squirrel found an acorn.
Bullshit
Garcia likes the Woodford. Yordan is a Glenlivet man. Now we know.
I just assume Stanek is a Pabst man
I’d be shocked if it’s not Natty Light.
Runner at second now for McCormick…ball, swinging strike, swinging strike, ball, grounder foul, ground out 1-3.
After 3, it’s 5-1 Astros.
That was my thought too.
Lance acted pissed.