Travel 2024 and 2025

That was the name of the adult version, starring Lance Biggerstaff and Queef Latina.

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Gregory Peck is someone whose real name is very close to being a porn name.

Calling out sick the rest of the day, too busy laughing.

So 6 months after saying they were definitely not going to start charging for checked bags, Southwest Airlines announces they’re going to start charging for checked bags. I guess that’s kind of like when a ballplayer says “it’s not about the money…”

Southwest will charge for bags for the first time, months after saying it wouldn’t

Me, dressed for my next SWA flight:

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In happier news, I am heading to Morocco tomorrow for 14 days for my 27th anniversary. I can’t wait. I need a break. I will not be taking SWA.

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Been sitting on a plane in Tampa for two hours. Weee told all air traffic is stopped due to bad weather in the Midwest.

Oof

Still siting here. Pilot says no good news on the horizon.

What is your destination?

Unknown

Houston. They made us get off the plane now. Say we’ll get an update in an hour or so.

Seems weird that bad weather in the midwest is stopping you getting to Houston.

Great circle route?

It’s a big story here. Dozens of flights canceled. The line of storms stretches all the way into the Gulf of Small Penis starting south of LA.

They say too many planes in the air. They’re trying to get all those planes out of the sky and they need the airspace to divert those planes.

Getting a might crowded in my sky. [Swears in Mandarin]

I may get cancelled and have to stay the night. Which means I can go get a cigar. Currently at the bar enjoying a Cigar City Maduro

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Sammich, rum drink(s), cigar sounds like a terrible way to spend a layover in Tampa

It’s like throwing Neil into a little cafe in Paris. Just torture.