Tigers @ Astros, April 12, 2021

Mazara:

Foul, Swinging strike, Ball, Foul, Foul, called strike three

I’m rather enjoying the black screen at this point.

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Reading a book and not missing a thing.

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And ‘18. (And ‘20 too, barely, hard as that is to believe, if you just count offensive production per game. I think.)

Buck Farmer sounds like he was born 100 years too late.

Uncle Mike goes upper tank to get the Astros off the schneid

Uncle Mike blasted that pitch.

Pretty sure we decided it was a Farmers Only porn name last time we faced him.

If you named a character “Buck Farmer” your editor would strike it as too trite.

Garcia with a hell of an outing.

Saved the rest of the pen . . . for extra innings?

Correa no doubts one

Is that three hits for Yuli tonight?

Yep

Hinch not taking any chances…going to his closer.

Well Garcia, you’re not gonna earn more at bats with that approach

Anybody know how old Soto is?

An old man at 26.

Well that was a shitty start to a series against the worst lineup and worst pitching staff in the league.

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The Tigers are very bad but Mize is the real deal

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