The Ukraine Invasion

A stunning mix of guile, dedication, organization, and technology. Really a masterpiece. And none of it would have been possible if Russia kept those planes in hangars.

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I guess Ukraine has some cards after all. Not bad for a guy without a suit.

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Never underestimate a man that can play piano with his penis.

I bet he can’t play a major chord, much less a 7th.

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I only play power chords with my penis.

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Just don’t play a minor.

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golf clap

(Of course, power chords are neither major nor minor)

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or are either major or minor.

Mine’s pretty major.

You should take up slide guitar.

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I’ve actually tried some slide. It sounds worse than my regular guitar playing. Ain’t that ain’t easy to do.

I was a pretty decent guitar player once upon a time, back when I had no job, no girlfriend, no television never mind cable. That’s pretty much all I did, rehearse, play gigs and sit around the house playing all day.

And I sucked at slide guitar. I mean, I sucked. I’m pretty sure I haven’t gotten any better.

Slide seems like it should be easy, but it’s not. It’s hard as fuck.

“It’s a fine line between competent and a dying cat.”

-Derek Trucks

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Would it be awkward if I whipped out my inverted power chord?

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Would that count as whipping it in?

That would be a diminished chord.

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