The bright side

Gonna put my gorveling shoes on…

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They’re more kneepads, really.

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It’s almost as if Fredia’s anger management issues twin brother just got out of jail and has access to the internet for the first time in ten years.

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It’s a fine line between slurping and gorveling. All gorvelors are slurpers, but not all slurpers can be gorvelors.

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I thought the term was gorvelor?

ETA: Texifornia is on it.

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My ex said I was a slurper. Many moons ago.

Unsurprisingly, I think you misunderstood him/her.

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Ex girlfriend, college sweetheart, still good friends. Misunderstood? She has said it a few times over the years. I have never noticed it, or heard it from anyone else.

Perhaps you should look up the definition in the Urban Dictionary. You will be angry retroactively.

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