The 27th Out

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We need someone who could visually represent a ranking of cereals. A spectrum, if you will.

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I SUMMON THEE, JACKASTRO!

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We did something like that years ago, and I made the definitive declaration that Cheerios will kick all your asses, individually and collectively. Nuff said.

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I for one cannot believe you asserted your opinion as fact and brooked no argument with its obvious wrongness. That is not our way.

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I stand by it, and all yall can kiss my cheerios

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The loss of Post Toasties was the genesis of American degeneration. Just saying Post Toasties made things better.

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Crispix.

Mic drop.

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Allā€™a yā€™all can choke on my Grape Nuts

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+100. The GrapeNuts shortage during the pandemic was soul crushing.

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Grape Nuts is the cereal you mix with other cereal so you still have some crunch left at the end of the bowl.

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Yeah crunch THIS tough guy

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Weetabix!!!

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Frosted Flakes. Classic, simple, satisfying.

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Honey Nut Cheerios
Cheerios
Cracklin Oat Bran
Frosted Mini Wheats
Grape Nuts

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Do you guys know how to make an egg or do you feel you would be in the kitchen too long?

Personally, I think all cold cereal sucks.

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Iā€™m a terrific egg cookerā€¦scrambled, poached, fried, Benedictā€¦but cold cereals are awesome. I also am a big fan of Chex.

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I had some oral surgery a few years ago that required me to avoid things like crunchy cereal for a while, and I switched to fresh fruit and never went back. Breakfast for me now is fruit, an English muffin, and a giant glass of OJ.

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I donā€™t eat brekkie any more, but when I did:

Crispix
Corn Flakes
Special K
Product 19 (R.I.P.)
Cracklinā€™ Oat Bran
Frosted Mini Wheats
Grape Nuts
Honey Nut Cheerios

And eggs are fucking awesome. So much more than breakfast material.

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As Ron Swanson once saidā€¦ā€œIā€™m a simple man, with simeple tastes. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.ā€

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ā€œJust give me all the bacon and eggs you haveā€¦ Wait. Waitā€¦ā€

ā€œIā€™m worried what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was give me all the bacon and eggs you have.ā€

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