Texans 2025

This clown of a coaching staff got obliterated at the half.

This game is over.

What, did you think they were just going to shut them out?

I was hoping the offense wouldn’t be so bad. I don’t know why.

CJ still isn’t very good, and they obviously can’t overcome penalties.

This is gonna be a blowout.

Jones isn’t in the game and they run the ball. That’s what sort of offensive geniuses are at the helm here.

CJ needs to get a lot better, soon.

CJ is what he is. They’ve set him up for failure and he’s obliged

Every single third string O lineman for the Chiefs is better than anyone the Texans have.

This is the drive of the game. The Texans have to do something offensively

Mahomes does all his damage when Anderson and Hunter are on the sidelines.

CJ needs to start making plays, now, but imagine how much better the offense would be if last year’s Mixon were around.

This offense isn’t going to get another first down.

They may not gain another yard.

And a shanked punt. This just keeps getting better.

Who is this Mahomes fellow? Looks like maybe he can scramble a little. Who knew.

And that ought to do it. The Texans ain’t scoring again.

Good fucking grief, Stroud. Throw the fucking ball

They’re not even going to get a first down

Negative yards of offense this half. They are just so bad.

9 straight incompletions