Chas takes strike one, takes strike two…ball…foul…
Chas!!!
Well, we scored, but we need more
Wow.
He fucking murdered that poor baseball.
Yainer grounds out
Chas wants to play
Dusty’s nemesis strikes again.
Peña, who is never gong to homer again, singles
It’s a deluge
Singleton pinch hitting for Meyers…
Jon, your likely at the end of the line.
Make this count.
I swear to fucking god if Dusty is warming Abreu for “if we get a lead” I’m driving to Houston and kicking him in the nuts
And Singleton quickly down 0-2…1-2…foul…2-2…3-2…strikes out on a pitch in the dirt as Peña steals 2B
Up to Altuve to keep it going…
Narrator: He did not make it count.
Shockingly, he did not.
Two fucking hits over 5 innings. Fuck this fucking team. They’re absolutely fucking embarrassing.
This fucking clown gives up over a run every other inning.
I hate this version of the Astros so much.
And Altuve takes strike one, ball, takes strike two, foul…strikes out on a pitch in the 1B dugout
Astros dent the scoreboard…3-1 Royals
Altuve hacks us into the next inning, as expected Astros can’t do shit with a man on 2nd
Oh go fuck yourself Altuve