When you have to put them on with your feet because you no longer have any hands, funny things happen.
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Quite the astute observation! 
I genuinely appreciate the transparency.
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Dana Brown basically just paired it all of them in his pregame interview. He said he is hopeful that Alvarez will be able to start swinging the bat in the short term.
Yordan is probably learning how to swing with a hook where his hand was.
¡¡¡SOY UN MONSTRUO!!!
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He’s going to be all right.
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We lost him
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Do we know if Yordan’s hand is still attached to his body? More than a bit curious that question is still unanswered…
More specifically, is his right hand properly attached to his right wrist and not some random part of his body?
And that’s why you never replace players hands with hooks.
-J. Walter Weatherman
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Well if it isn’t my old friend Mr McGreg
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That would certainly flummox the Premier League officials.
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It’s one tiny mutation away from a devastating Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease pandemic.
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Perhaps more so than Austin bartenders and the simple request for a classic daiquiri.
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Maybe that depends on whether you can get a foot/hand in your mouth?
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Hector Neris is back for round three with the Astros after being released by the Angels. Alexander reports it’s a major league deal, no details yet.
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