I’m not believing anybody is coming back until I see them on the field
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Even then I’m skeptical
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If we get some pitchers back, maybe we can trade one or two for a LH bat.
If
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The DIscomfort Reaper strikes again -
Roster move: Guillorme to the IL with right hamstring strain, and Zack Short selected from Triple-A. Alvarez has been transferred to the 60 day IL, but can come off the IL when he’s ready.
Trotting Guillorme out there every day just seemed like a muscle injury waiting to happen.
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You know that things are really getting sketchy when a player batting .150 goes down and you wince.
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I’m sorry but I bust out laughing at this news. Our backup backups are going down. Congratulations to whoever’s backing up the infielders in Asheville, you’re gonna be in the bigs by September.
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Just have to laugh away the pain
Have we got any bats in A ball that aren’t injured?
That seems to be the team doctors’ advice.
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They diagnosed JFK with head discomfort, day to day
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Walter White in the crawl space.
Das your formula is fucking great. I dont know what kind of black magic is at work to keep the Astros afloat, but i heartily approve.
The amputation went well and he’ll resume baseball activities…never.
The only conclusion to draw from that photo is that it’s AI generated and Yordan is actually dead. AI-generated images often have telltales, and the telltale in this one is that no reasonable person wears earbuds like that.
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When you have to put them on with your feet because you no longer have any hands, funny things happen.
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Quite the astute observation! 