Rockies @ Astros, April 14, 2026

But really how many of them are real major leaguers?

He’s going to be the first domino to fall with Brown and Espada next.

Even bush leaguers can throw strikes. They may get hit, but they’re still strikes. The inability to throw them consistently is the problem far more than not having Major League “stuff”

Nice to see we’re pinch hitting in the fifth inning. No desperation at all, no.

On the corners for Vazquez

There are minor league staffs that can do much better than the shit sandwich the Astros staff has delivered this season. Steven Okert and Bryan King were good last year. Bryan Abreu has a track record that goes back multiple years. Mike Burrows was solid in Pittsburgh last year. AJ Blubaugh was good in his role last season.

Tatsuyai Imai didn’t get 54 million over three years because he couldn’t throw strikes in Japan.

Nobody expected the staff to be historically bad.

Christian Walker 16-for-31 against Senzatela in his career. I admire how much Walker hates the Rockies and wants them to die

Ooof…Vazquez….

They should be fucking desperate for a win after losing eight straight games.

Statistically the worst Astros pitching staff was the first year in Minute Maid (2000) when the staff had a 5.42 ERA. This team has a 6.50 ERA.

The worst team ERA in baseball history is the 1930 Phillies with a 6.71.

We are seeing history made with this pitching staff.

Welcome!

Find a different fucking screen name.

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That walk is on me. After his first two hitters I thought “at least Okert looks like a major league pitcher.”

2-out walks…what could possibly go wrong

A scoreless inning. I had forgotten what those felt like.

Middle of six…7-5 Astros

Thanks man, good to be here.

Yeah I was debating whether to use Jeremyshamstring, or frambersfrontallobe or LancesHEBcontract.

Speaking of Jeremy, I get wanting to protect your body but do you have to be such a pussy.

Jeremy Peña is not a pussy, but if you keep posting like this, you won’t be here long.

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Teng with a clean inning. More of that, please.

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Listen/read and learn

We are a different community.

You aren’t the first ( nor was I) to get this talk when joining.

Many of us started off on the wrong foot

You will be fine. Welcome.

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It’s pretty good bet that if it’s enough to get JP out of the lineup it would be enough to have you popping pills faster than Tiger Woods.