“Nice job, Spencer. We’ll be sure to score 8 runs when we’re down 10-0.”
Alvarez with a leadoff single. Literally hit it through Diaz at 1B. I’m not kidding. There’s a 2 1/2 inch hole in Yandy.
Just a routine 109mph 1-hopper
I’ve had pitches hit me right there…on the wrist just above the mitt. Hurts like a mutherfucker.
Alexander out, Uceta in
I thought we were gonna see a Looney Tunes style hole in the middle of his chest
Can’t score off the guy with the 5 1/2 ERA. Maybe they can get to the one w 1.31
Diaz out, Caballero in
Gotta wear that, Yainer
Diaz flies out F8
I have now switched to bourbon with a Coors chaser.
Peña…ball…takes strike one three inches in off the plate…foul…fouls a cookie, that was the one…bounces into 5-4 FC
Singleton abused again
1-0 Rays
I may switch to hemlock.
Did I just hear that right…the Stros have scored 5 runs in Spencer’s last 5 starts, including today?
This is fucking pathetic
I also got a different coozie for the beer…I’m running out of ideas.
King in
I’m surprised it’s that many.
If Arrighetti gets the loss today his last 5 starts will be 0-3 3.41 ERA 36 K’s in 29 innings